you are a die-hard cyclist if:

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•  You learn someone had a crash and your first concern is "Hope the bike's okay."
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•  You sympathize with the roadkill.
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•  Biker chick does not mean leather, but spandex, and not Harley, but a Marinoni.
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•  You have spent more money on your bike clothes than the rest of your combined wardrobe.
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•  Wax is used on your chain, but not on your car.
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•  Your car's odometer has less miles compared to the miles your bike has covered.
•  Your bike jerseys outnumber your dress shirts.
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•  You make it a practice to carry your bike along when you shop for a car - to ensure the bike will fit inside.
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•  You buy a mini-van and straight away remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit.